Archive for 2019

“Every­thing I Need to Know I Learned from Punch-out,” by Joe the Cashier

Cashier: My nephew start­ed swear­ing up a storm at me, and I al­most punched him. Then he start­ed say­ing, ‘Uno, dos, tres,’ and I re­al­ized it was Span­ish he learned from Do­ra. Damn, I al­most punched him, be­cause I did­n’t know what he was sayin’. I al­so hate those kids that used to run in­to the store when they saw those Bar­ney foot­prints by the door… I used to want to punch them, too.

205 East Lin­coln Way
Ames, Iowa

Over­heard by: Not a Kid Fan, but not a Kid Punch­er, ei­ther