Archive for 2019

Nice Save, Dear Colleague

Younger man: I gotta do something. I can't keep waiting around for my uncle to die, but I don't want to kill him.
Older lady: You're talking too loud, people can hear you.
Younger man: Kill him with kindness… ain't that the Christian thing to do?

Tulsa, Oklahoma


Receptionist: … And what start are you calling from?"
*puts caller on hold and yells: "who has new hampshire?"
Co-worker: "I do."
Receptionist: "well, what state is new hampshire in?"

Alabama Street, Indianapolis

Whatever– It's All Disney to Me

Office guy on phone: We were at this park, and there were gators and alligators… I'm guessing the gators are native to thigh-land.

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mikey

12PM Lunch

Food service worker: What type of soda would you like today?
Female customer: Large.
Food service worker: Yes, mam’m. But what type or flavor did you want?
Female customer: I said large.
Food service worker: Yes, ma’am. Diet Coke? Sprite? Coke? What type?
Female customer: Are you fucking stupid or something? Large. A large soda. How many times do I have to tell you?

San Diego Mall Food Court
San Diego, California