Archive for 2019

All Women Need to Be Hap­py Is Every­thing Else

Younger fe­male cowork­er, de­scrib­ing new boyfriend: The thing is, I don’t know if that in the long run he would be hap­py with me.
Old­er fe­male cowork­er: Oh, you know what men are like. All you have to do is pat them on the head once in a while and tell them that they’re won­der­ful and they’re hap­py.

Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: hor­ri­fied that she’s right