Archive for 2019

10AM Meet­ing with Client

Se­nior Di­rec­tor: Well, I hate to tell you this, but we’re go­ing to be a week late with your re­port.
Client on speak­er: You fuckin’ se­ri­ous? The fuck you do­ing over there? Writ­ing this thing in pen? San­skrit? The fuck, man?
Se­nior Di­rec­tor: Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m chip­ping it away in stone…hey, don’t you wor­ry about how I’m writ­ing this fuck­ing re­port! You’ll get it in a week. Who the fuck are you to give me an at­ti­tude
Client: Fuck you! Hur­ry the fuck up! We’re pay­ing your ass, so you should be nice to me!
Se­nior Di­rec­tor: Kiss my ass!…cock eyed fuck! By the way, how is the wife do­ing?

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