Archive for 2019

2PM Rou­tine Trans­ac­tion

Teller: Sir, can you please send in your ID since you want to cash this check

Cus­tomer: Well, there’s a prob­lem. I lost my ID, but I can give you my so­cial se­cu­ri­ty num­ber, birth­day, and even tell you the last sev­er­al trans­ac­tions on my ac­count to ver­i­fy.

Teller: Ok, what’s your birth­day and so­cial?

Cus­tomer: [gives in­for­ma­tion]

Teller: Ok, what were the last three charges on your ac­count?

Cus­tomer: [gives in­for­ma­tion]

Teller: So…what’s this $450 charge Pas­sion Par­ties?

Cus­tomer: [Laugh­ter] Uh, that’s some­thing my wife is in­volved in.

730 Ad­kins Boule­vard
Jack­son, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Nathan Best