Archive for 2019

5PM That’s a Wrap

Boss: Oh you fuck­ing id­iot!
Boss: Why don’t you just go home, you wanker!
Boss walks out of the of­fice.
Em­ploy­ee: Who are you yelling at?
Boss: Me, I’m go­ing home!

301 Pirie Street
Ade­laide, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Jes­si­ca

4PM Find a Ride Home

Co-work­er #1: What hap­pened to [Joel]‘s car? The hood is all smashed up all the way up to the wind­shield.
Co-work­er #2: Not sure. Ask [John], he’s parked on the sec­ond lev­el.
Co-work­er #1: Sec­ond lev­el? There is no sec­ond lev­el.
Co-work­er #2: Bet­ter tell [John] that.

60 Baylis Road
Melville, New York