Archive for 2019

The Animals Called It That?

Old male doc with English as a second language: Are you married?
20-something woman with UTI: Yes.
Old male doc: Do you have… relationship… in the last 48 hours?
20-something woman: Ah… um… no?
Old male doc: Okay. They used to call this the animal infection.

Doctor's Office
Maryland

Overheard by: Poor girl