Archive for September, 2019

Like That One Time at Andy Dick­’s House

Work­er get­ting up from cor­ner of a desk: Oh my god, I think I sat on a nerve… My pe­nis is numb! You know the tech­nique “the stranger” where you sit on your hand?
Cowork­er: Yeah.
Numb work­er: This is the op­po­site of that, it’s like I have some­one else’s pe­nis in my pants right now.

168th Street
Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka