Archive for July, 2019

No, That’s Ques­tion #15

Nurse, point­ing to birth con­trol ques­tion­naire: Ma’am, I think you an­swered this ques­tion in­cor­rect­ly.
15-year-old girl: No, that’s right.
Nurse: It asks how long you’ve been with your cur­rent part­ner. You said five min­utes.
15-year-old girl: That’s how long it took.

616 Court Street
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Vicky

And Maybe You Could Spruce It Up a Bit?

Art di­rec­tor to pho­tog­ra­ph­er: So, how big is your rack?
(rest of ta­ble bursts out laugh­ing)
Art di­rec­tor: Okay! I guess we’re all 13 here!
Pho­tog­ra­ph­er: You got­ta ad­mit, that was good.
Art di­rec­tor: Yeah, it was good.
(at the end of pho­to shoot meet­ing)
Art di­rec­tor: Don’t for­get to bring your rack on Fri­day!

Van Nuys, Cal­i­for­nia