Archive for May, 2019

4PM I’m Out of Here

La­dy: How do I get to the ra­dio sta­tion?
Re­cep­tion­ist: You have to go down the hall and take the el­e­va­tor down.

20 min­utes pass.

La­dy : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bath­room.

4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Mis­souri

… But No

An­cient les­bian wait­ress: You ever tried to buy den­tal dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many ques­tions about what you just said…

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

Psh, Like That Mat­ters

Sec­re­tary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the mil­i­tary to run for pres­i­dent?
Work­er: No. I’ve tak­en karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Sec­re­tary: Oh… But do you re­al­ly think you’d get enough votes?

5000 South Lewis Av­enue
Tul­sa, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: Whoa Now

We Know.

Cowork­er #1: He does­n’t know? I know! How can he not know?
Cowork­er #2: You know?
Cowork­er #1: Well, I don’t know… but I know.
Cowork­er #2: He does­n’t know? You know but he does­n’t know? Deep down in­side he does know? it’s such a puz­zle!

Wash­ing­ton, DC