Archive for May, 2019

4PM I’m Out of Here

Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.

20 minutes pass.

Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.

4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri

… But No

Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many questions about what you just said…

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

We Know.

Coworker #1: He doesn’t know? I know! How can he not know?
Coworker #2: You know?
Coworker #1: Well, I don’t know… but I know.
Coworker #2: He doesn’t know? You know but he doesn’t know? Deep down inside he does know? it’s such a puzzle!

Washington, DC