Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.
20 minutes pass.
Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.
4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Archive for May, 2019
… But No
Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many questions about what you just said…
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
More Like I Played Hockey with It– Was That Wrong?
Secretary: My mouse stopped working.
Tech guy: Was this after you dropped it?
Secretary: Yes.
Public University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Clark W.
Psh, Like That Matters
Secretary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the military to run for president?
Worker: No. I’ve taken karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Secretary: Oh… But do you really think you’d get enough votes?
5000 South Lewis Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Whoa Now
Indoor Rain Usually Means the Sprinkler System Went Off
Manager entering office: It's raining pretty heavy.
Woman: Outside?
Manager, staring blankly for several seconds: Uh… yeah.
North Carolina
Overheard by: Seriously?
3PM Cellular Difficulty
Coworker: Okay, I’m headed out to the meeting. I have the cell phone if you need me…Does this have to be turned on, or will it turn itself on when a call comes in?
1001 North 19th Street
Arlington, Virginia
We Know.
Coworker #1: He doesn't know? I know! How can he not know?
Coworker #2: You know?
Coworker #1: Well, I don't know… but I know.
Coworker #2: He doesn't know? You know but he doesn't know? Deep down inside he does know? it's such a puzzle!
Washington, DC
Career Tip: Find Out Which Colleagues Not to Joke With. And Don't.
Coworker #1: It was amazing. He was the first blind man to climb mount Everest. He was in the news and everything.
Coworker #2: Did they say anything about his dog?
Coworker #1: What?
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Meesh
Listen, Lucy, with Your Body Fat, It Was Totally Improper
HR peon in charge of sexual harassment issues: Lucy*, it’s so good to see you! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!
Lucy: I just want everyone within earshot to know that she’s talking about seeing me at the gym, and not in any improper activity!
4850 Mark Center Drive
Alexandria, Virginia
That Just Means You're Not Doing It Right.
Older female employee: I can't get on my knees. I have bad arthritis so there's no way I'm going down.
Younger female employee: I'll do it. Move over.
Older female employee: I'm going to the other one. Every time I use this one, it breaks.
Marlborough, Massachusetts