Archive for May, 2019

Whatever– It's All Disney to Me

Office guy on phone: We were at this park, and there were gators and alligators… I'm guessing the gators are native to thigh-land.

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mikey


12PM Lunch

Food service worker: What type of soda would you like today?
Female customer: Large.
Food service worker: Yes, mam’m. But what type or flavor did you want?
Female customer: I said large.
Food service worker: Yes, ma’am. Diet Coke? Sprite? Coke? What type?
Female customer: Are you fucking stupid or something? Large. A large soda. How many times do I have to tell you?

San Diego Mall Food Court
San Diego, California