Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.
20 minutes pass.
Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.
4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Archive for May, 2019
… But No
Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many questions about what you just said…
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
More Like I Played Hockey with It– Was That Wrong?
Secretary: My mouse stopped working.
Tech guy: Was this after you dropped it?
Secretary: Yes.
Public University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Clark W.
Indoor Rain Usually Means the Sprinkler System Went Off
Manager entering office: It’s raining pretty heavy.
Woman: Outside?
Manager, staring blankly for several seconds: Uh… yeah.
North Carolina
Overheard by: Seriously?
3PM Cellular Difficulty
Coworker: Okay, I’m headed out to the meeting. I have the cell phone if you need me…Does this have to be turned on, or will it turn itself on when a call comes in?
1001 North 19th Street
Arlington, Virginia
We Know.
Coworker #1: He doesn’t know? I know! How can he not know?
Coworker #2: You know?
Coworker #1: Well, I don’t know… but I know.
Coworker #2: He doesn’t know? You know but he doesn’t know? Deep down inside he does know? it’s such a puzzle!
Washington, DC
Listen, Lucy, with Your Body Fat, It Was Totally Improper
HR peon in charge of sexual harassment issues: Lucy*, it’s so good to see you! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!
Lucy: I just want everyone within earshot to know that she’s talking about seeing me at the gym, and not in any improper activity!
4850 Mark Center Drive
Alexandria, Virginia
That Just Means You’re Not Doing It Right.
Older female employee: I can’t get on my knees. I have bad arthritis so there’s no way I’m going down.
Younger female employee: I’ll do it. Move over.
Older female employee: I’m going to the other one. Every time I use this one, it breaks.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
11AM Check Email
Boss: He said he sent me an email via his BlackBerry. It must have ended up in some pigeon’s stomach.
2929 North Mayfair Road
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Or Rita, Who Once Spent a Month in Kansas.
Coworker #1, showing cube neighbor a sheet of paper: How would you pronounce this?
Coworker #2: I think it would be “Matsuyuki Suzuki,” but that’s just a guess.
Coworker #1: I’ll ask Rich*, he’s going to Italy soon.
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Guido Honda
