Archive for April, 2019

Health Care! Get Over Here!

Black server: I named my baby Cartier.
Timid white server: Oh, yeah?
Black server: My sister named her little girl Lexus Tiara.
Timid white server: Oh, yeah?
Ghetto white server: They always name they babies after shit they can’t afford!

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Would a Richard Gere Joke Here Be So 1998?

I was sitting at my desk, minding my own business, when this exchange about guinea pigs between two of my co-workers (I’ll use their initials, l and e, to designate them) came seemingly out of nowhere:
L: “you can’t keep guinea pigs in their cages all the time! You have to let them run wild and free!” **brief pause** “once a week.“
E: **laughs and expresses general incredulity**.
L: “you have to let them stretch their legs! Like a dog, or they’ll get arthritis!“
E: “what about those balls?“
L: “that’d break its back! A guinea pig is, like, the size of my foot! Those are for hamsters!“
E: “well, they’re rodents!“
L: “guinea pigs are not rodents! They’re little balls of fur and love!”

500 Ross Street, Pittsburgh, PA