Archive for March, 2019

4PM Find a Ride Home

Co-worker #1: What happened to [Joel]‘s car? The hood is all smashed up all the way up to the windshield.
Co-worker #2: Not sure. Ask [John], he’s parked on the second level.
Co-worker #1: Second level? There is no second level.
Co-worker #2: Better tell [John] that.

60 Baylis Road
Melville, New York

All Women Need to Be Happy Is Everything Else

Younger female coworker, describing new boyfriend: The thing is, I don’t know if that in the long run he would be happy with me.
Older female coworker: Oh, you know what men are like. All you have to do is pat them on the head once in a while and tell them that they’re wonderful and they’re happy.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: horrified that she’s right