Archive for February, 2019

Roger Decides to Have a Protein Shake at His Desk

Male cube rat: What are we doing for lunch? I’m craving meat.
Female cube rat #1, grinning: What kind of meat?
Male cube rat: Hmmm… A big, juicy steak, with a side of fried chicken.
Female cube rat #2: How about a Reuben sandwich?
Male cube rat: No, no, I don’t want female meat — I want man meat!
All within earshot: Reeeally?!
Male cube rat: Awww, crap.

2916 21st Street NE
Calgary, Alberta

Overheard by: Neverlivingitdown

12PM Order 10 More “Gigabytes” (?)

Boss: Do you know where the gigabytes are? I need some more for my computer.
Employee #1: What are you talking about?
Boss: Are they in the closet?

He goes looking in the closet for about five minutes.

Boss: Seriously, do you know where more gigabytes are?
Employee #2: Maybe they’re in your pants.

N59W14909 Bobolink Avenue
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin

Overheard by: LeeAnn Michaud

Almost As Long As I’ve Been a Virgin

Engineer #1: You hear about the names of these meeting rooms? They’re named after subatomic particles.
Engineer #2: Ya, we’ve known about them for a million years.
Engineer #3: Really? A million years?
Engineer #2: I was being facetious, but if you want to be literal about it, the space was always ‚there we just built offices around it. So yes, they have been there for millions of years.