Archive for February, 2019

Why Did We Come to This God­less Coun­try, Jim­my?

Irish con­struc­tion work­er #1, ex­it­ing job site: You know what’s wrong with this job?
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #2, be­hind him: What?
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #1: We’re workin’ on an Irish bar, and there’s no bloody beer!
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #2: Sure there is! There’s Guin­ness!
Both, in cho­rus: In cans! (they spit on the ground)

Haigh Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Well Done, Dear Col­leagues!

Cowork­er ar­riv­ing at of­fice: I ex­pect to be greet­ed with bright, chip­per voic­es in the morn­ing.
Voice down the hall: Shut the hell up!

Gov­ern­ment Of­fice
Wash­ing­ton, DC