Archive for 2018

2PM Send in Donation

Office Worker: He was like, “I spent a long time filling out these forms, so you bastards had better donate to the combined federal campaign.”

2 Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC

In Totally Unrelated News, Burrito Party at Ted's Next Week!

Worker bee #1: Hey, have you ever been at your buddies' house and really had to fart, but you didn't want to so you held it in for the longest time, but then you finally had to let it go, and just as you do his mom walks down the stairs?
Worker bee #2: I really have no idea what to say to that.
Worker bee #1: Yeah, it's never happened to me either, though I guess it's only a matter of time.