Archive for 2018

Ex­cept for the Su­per Bowl, Ob­vi­ous­ly.

Fire de­part­ment per­son­nel, an­swer­ing phone: Fire de­part­ment, can I help you?
Woman on phone: Yes, can I get a burn per­mit?
Fire de­part­ment per­son­nel: Yes, ma’am, just come to our of­fice and we’ll write one.
Woman on phone: And what are your hours?
Fire de­part­ment per­son­nel: Uh, ma’am? We’re the fire de­part­ment, we don’t close.

Cal­i­for­nia

So is He Bruce Spring­steen or Tony Dan­za?

Speak­er­phone: So, we’re fill­ing out nametags for next week’s meet­ing. What’s Randy’s ti­tle?
Re­cep­tion­ist: Well, he’s The Boss.
Speak­er­phone: Okay, but what’s his ti­tle?
Re­cep­tion­ist: “The Boss”. He’s The Boss.
Speak­er­phone: All right, he’s your boss, but what’s his ti­tle?
Re­cep­tion­ist: He’s “The Boss”!
Speak­er­phone: Oh, well then…um, okay that’s great. Thanks for your help.

35555 Garfield Road
Clin­ton Town­ship, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Stephanie Saf­fold