Archive for 2018

12PM Re­serve Car

Cowork­er #1: Are these car rental coupons good in Hawaii?
Cowork­er #2: I dun­no, it says it’s good in the Unit­ed States.
Cowork­er #1: Is Hawaii part of the Unit­ed States?
Cowork­er #2: Hey, is Hawaii part of the Unit­ed States?
Cowork­er #3: …What? Are you se­ri­ous?
Cowork­er #2: Yeah, you know, like is Cana­da part of the US?
Cowork­er #3: Cana­da is a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent coun­try.
Cowork­er #2: I asked you about Hawaii you fool!

120 Prov­i­dence Road
Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na

But It’s Im­por­tant to Our Re­la­tion­ship That I Share In­ap­pro­pri­ate Facts About Her

New­bie: So Di­ane* is the one with dirty blonde hair?
Sea­soned work­er: I don’t think they like the term “dirty.“
New­bie: Oh yeah, my girl­friend kin­da likes be­ing called “dirty.“
Sea­soned work­er: I meant the hair col­or.
New­bie: I know!

In­ver­ness Work Plex
Den­ver, Col­orado