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Maybe Those Are Ac­tu­al­ly the Choic­es Down in Oz

Boss: Can you help me with this Word doc­u­ment? I want to change it so that the lay­out is hor­i­zon­tal in­stead of ver­ti­cal.
Sec­re­tary: Okay, go in­to File, then Page Set­up.
Boss: Yep.
Sec­re­tary: You see where it says “Page Source”?
Boss: Yep.
Sec­re­tary: Okay. Now you see where it says “Ori­en­ta­tion”? Make your choice.
Boss: Gay or straight?

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