Archive for 2018

Though I Could Al­so Pic­ture David Duchovny Say­ing It

New part­ner, open­ing mail: Oh, it’s my gold card. Won­der what’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween this and a reg­u­lar Amex.
Smart-ass IT guy: Well, it cre­ates a grav­i­ta­tion­al anom­aly when you whip it out in high-end restau­rants, caus­ing all the girls’ panties to hit the floor.
New part­ner: I could have asked a thou­sand peo­ple that ques­tion, on­ly you would have giv­en that an­swer.