Archive for 2018

You Know How Many Drinks $10,000 Will Buy?

Lady peon: My husband’s doctor told him that his liver is so bad that he has to quit drinking, so I’m going to quit with him. [Later] I can’t wait to have a couple beers tonight.
Confused coworker: I thought you said you were going to quit drinking with your husband!
Lady peon: Well, a few drinks won’t hurt him.

Columbiana, Ohio

Overheard by: ChatsMcGee

1PM Lunch

Man on street: Seriously, if I make one wrong keystroke, the whole company could go out of business.

corner of 2nd & Howard
San Francisco, California