Archive for 2018

You Know How Many Drinks $10,000 Will Buy?

La­dy pe­on: My hus­band’s doc­tor told him that his liv­er is so bad that he has to quit drink­ing, so I’m go­ing to quit with him. [Lat­er] I can’t wait to have a cou­ple beers tonight.
Con­fused cowork­er: I thought you said you were go­ing to quit drink­ing with your hus­band!
La­dy pe­on: Well, a few drinks won’t hurt him.

Columbiana, Ohio

Over­heard by: ChatsM­cGee

The Per­ils of Hir­ing 12-Year-Olds

Re­cep­tion­ist shout­ing down hall­way: Stop talk­ing about me, Cindy*! I can hear you talk­ing about me!
Cindy: [Keeps talking.]Receptionist: [Rings Cindy.]Cindy: Hel­lo?
Re­cep­tion­ist: Stop talk­ing about me — I can hear you talk­ing about me!
Cindy: Who is this?

Dou­glas Street

Over­heard by: Su­pafly­rock­s­ta

1PM Lunch

Man on street: Se­ri­ous­ly, if I make one wrong key­stroke, the whole com­pa­ny could go out of busi­ness.

cor­ner of 2nd & Howard
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia