Archive for 2018

5PM That’s a Wrap

Boss: Did you hear what Gwyneth Pal­trow named her new ba­by?
Pe­on: Yeah, Moses. That’s old news.
Boss: I won­der what she’ll name the next one.
Pe­on: Well, it looks like she’s go­ing in or­der from the Bible. It’ll prob­a­bly be Caleb or Joshua.
Boss: You sure know a lot about the Bible for some­one who’s not re­li­gious.
Pe­on: I worked in a church for two years, it’s hard not to pick some­thing up.
Boss: Oh yeah? My moth­er’s worked in a church for twen­ty years, and the on­ly thing she’s picked up is drink­ing.

800 East 28th Street
Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: jearu

4PM Caren Out

Clerk #1: Why is she leav­ing now?
Clerk #2: She had to leave ear­ly to go get her brakes fixed. She was go­ing on and on how they weren’t work­ing this morn­ing.
Clerk #1: So they’re go­ing to start sud­den­ly work­ing now or is she just go­ing to pray for green lights the whole way?

2121 Main Street
Buf­fa­lo, New York