Archive for 2018

Tonight’s Movie: Pulp Fric­tion

Male cowork­er: So af­ter she leaves, I’m gonna take her or­ange out of the trash and make sweet, sweet love to it.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia


11AM In­stal­la­tion

Sol­dier #1 is walk­ing around slap­ping peo­ple on the ass with a length of stain­less steel hy­draulic line.

*swat!*

Sol­dier #1: You like that, dontcha bitch? You want some more?
Sol­dier #2: Oh yeah, give it to me pa­pi!

*loud swat*

Sol­dier #2: OW!! [brief pause] Yeah, that was good…
Sol­dier #1: You want an­oth­er one?
Sol­dier #2: Not yet, pa­pi, I got­ta go get the Crisco and rub it on my ass first.
Sol­dier #1: You have 5 min­utes.

Bldg 2411‑B
Fortt Eu­stis, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Ja­son Gri­er