Archive for 2018

They're Pretty Dim, Sum Co-Workers.

Coworker #1: I wish my Chinese food would just get here already!
Coworker #2: Seriously, it's been like three minutes since you called. If you are expecting something that fast you are going to be disappointed because ninjas are *Japanese*!

Queens, New York


Oh, Go Ahead — I Need to Lose Some Weight, Anyway

Black woman: Cecil* has this giant boil on his back and he got this idea about using the vacuum cleaner…
White woman: Stop! I’m eating lunch here. No stories about boils.
Black woman: Would a story about Cecil’s idea about constipation and a vacuum cleaner be alright?

5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing