Archive for 2018

‘Fuck You’ Was More of a Re­quest Than an Ex­ple­tive

Man­ag­er: Can you gath­er up the oth­er guys? We have to move a bunch of stuff.
Em­ploy­ee: Fuck you.
Man­ag­er: What did you just say to me?
Em­ploy­ee: Fuck you, ass­hole.
Man­ag­er: Are you nuts?
Em­ploy­ee: Fuck you, bitch.
Man­ag­er: You’re fired. Get out of here.
Em­ploy­ee: I was­n’t clocked in. You can’t fire me.
Man­ag­er walks to com­put­er, clocks him in, says, ‘You’re fired,’ and then clocks him out.
Em­ploy­ee: That’s so un­fair.

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

Each Is as Unique as a Snowflake

Work­er #1: One time, when i was work­ing at the bar, I was get­ting one from this girl in the bath­room and i grabbed the back of her head when she tried to pull away and i said “nuh-uh, hon­ey.“
Work­er #2: Is­n’t that a lit­tle cliche? In the bath­room of a bar?
Work­er #3: There’s noth­ing cliche about blowjobs!

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: pemulis