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D…D…Don’t Hurt Me, Ma’am!

Smok­ing woman to woman park­ing her car: You came in the out! That’s bad, you can’t do that.
Woman in car: Are you po­lice?
Smok­ing woman, with au­thor­i­ty: No, but I’m a postal work­er.

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