Archive for 2018

…Naked

La­dy to guy: Hey, were you just on va­ca­tion?
Guy: No.
La­dy: Oh… Well, you look tan!
Guy: Yeah, I’ve just been read­ing Har­ry Pot­ter on my deck every evening.

Cal­gary
Cana­dia


1PM Fol­low­ing Up on Fax

Ad­min on phone: I’m sor­ry I just want­ed to dou­ble check that you re­ceived it. I am a bit of a wig­ger.
Pause.
Ad­min: Wig­ger? You know, I wig out about stuff.
Pause.
Ad­min: No, I don’t know an­oth­er mean­ing to the word wig­ger, but I guess it’s bad since your’re telling me not to say it.

333 Ear­le Boule­vard
Union­dale, New York

Just Eas­i­ly Dis­tract­ed. Look — a Bug!

Ac­coun­tant: It was my son’s first day of sec­ond grade, and it took him two hours to do his home­work.
Sales rep: Awww, poor guy. What kind of home­work?
Ac­coun­tant: It was a word search…
Sales rep: [Silence.]Accountant: But he’s not stu­pid or any­thing.

2100 Lafayette Street
Louisiana