Archive for 2018

Can the Oth­er Dri­ver Sue for Slan­der? Dis­cuss.

Cab­bie yelling out win­dow to guy who cut him off: Your moth­er is a pu­ta! Your moth­er is a pu­ta! Your moth­er is a pu­ta! Your moth­er is a pu­ta! [Gets out at red light, walks to of­fend­er’s car, points his butt at and sim­u­lates fart­ing on the car, then gets back in­to cab and yells out win­dow again.] You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee!

Out­side White Plains train sta­tion
New York

Over­heard by: ccam­poll

9AM Back at Work

Man­ag­er: Are you do­ing okay? I’ve no­ticed you’ve seemed over­whelmed late­ly.

Smack­ing nois­es and pa­per shuf­fling

As­sis­tant: Hmm? Oh, I’m okay. I just can’t find my pur­ple posties.
Man­ag­er: Well, i just don’t want you to get frus­trat­ed and quit. We val­ue you.

More smack­ing and ag­i­tat­ed pa­per shuf­fling.

As­sisant: Well, if i was­n’t busy, you would­n’t need me. Where are those pur­ple posties?
Man­ag­er: Don’t wor­ry about the pur­ple post-its right now. I’m ask­ing how you are do­ing.

Lots of shuf­fling nois­es and fran­tic pa­per shuf­fling.

As­sis­tant: I’m fine!
Man­ag­er: Are you sure, you re­al­ly seem stressed.

Still shuf­fling

As­sis­tant: I’d be do­ing a lot bet­ter if i could find my damn pur­ple posties!
Man­ag­er: I’ll come back

Min­utes lat­er af­ter lots of loud thuds and much desk smack­ing and pa­per shuf­fling…

As­sis­tant: Heey! Here they are! Okay, I’m good now!

8220 Eng­land Street
Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na