Archive for 2018

Gotta Pray to Play

Female peon #1: It’s so hard to go out, never mind find a new guy. My ex and I both grew up in Randolph, so we know everyone. I can’t go anywhere without him or his friends being there.
Female peon #2: You should come to The Jug with me. I know plenty of guys your age.
Boss: You want to meet guys in a bar? You should get a nice guy from church.
Female peon #2: Are you suggesting that we work the church?

Avon, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Fae

Who's in There with You?

CSR to coworker: Sorry, too much head today. (pause) I mean, too much in my head today.


Oh Reginald, Hold Me!

Customer: It has been freezing on me while I use it. I tried to check for viruses but I don't have those privileges.
Tech support: I checked and it doesn't have any viruses. Is it still freezing now?