Archive for 2018

Maybe Those Are Ac­tu­al­ly the Choic­es Down in Oz

Boss: Can you help me with this Word doc­u­ment? I want to change it so that the lay­out is hor­i­zon­tal in­stead of ver­ti­cal.
Sec­re­tary: Okay, go in­to File, then Page Set­up.
Boss: Yep.
Sec­re­tary: You see where it says “Page Source”?
Boss: Yep.
Sec­re­tary: Okay. Now you see where it says “Ori­en­ta­tion”? Make your choice.
Boss: Gay or straight?

525 Collins Street
Mel­bourne, Vic­to­ria
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Cap­tain Pants

Should I Start Re­fer­ring to Yeast In­fec­tions As “In­fil­tra­tion of the De­fen­sive Line”?

Fe­male cowork­er #1: I’m sure *Mark hates be­ing the on­ly guy on these smoke breaks; es­pe­cial­ly when we start talk­ing about our vagi­na is­sues.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: That’s how I feel when y’all talk about foot­ball. Foot­ball is my vagi­na.

Sex Toy Com­pa­ny
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Sex Writer God­dess