Archive for December, 2018

12PM Re­serve Car

Cowork­er #1: Are these car rental coupons good in Hawaii?
Cowork­er #2: I dun­no, it says it’s good in the Unit­ed States.
Cowork­er #1: Is Hawaii part of the Unit­ed States?
Cowork­er #2: Hey, is Hawaii part of the Unit­ed States?
Cowork­er #3: …What? Are you se­ri­ous?
Cowork­er #2: Yeah, you know, like is Cana­da part of the US?
Cowork­er #3: Cana­da is a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent coun­try.
Cowork­er #2: I asked you about Hawaii you fool!

120 Prov­i­dence Road
Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na

But It’s Im­por­tant to Our Re­la­tion­ship That I Share In­ap­pro­pri­ate Facts About Her

New­bie: So Di­ane* is the one with dirty blonde hair?
Sea­soned work­er: I don’t think they like the term “dirty.“
New­bie: Oh yeah, my girl­friend kin­da likes be­ing called “dirty.“
Sea­soned work­er: I meant the hair col­or.
New­bie: I know!

In­ver­ness Work Plex
Den­ver, Col­orado

Change Sucks.

Train­er: So, we used to be called the self-help de­part­ment, but now it’s the self-ser­vices de­part­ment. Be­fore, we helped cus­tomers to help them­selves. I guess now we help cus­tomers to um, ser­vice them­selves.

Austin, Texas

4PM Work on Re­port

Of­fice work­er: I need to talk to you about this re­port you men­tioned.
Man­ag­er: No, we can’t talk about this now, not till to­mor­row.
Of­fice work­er: Yes, but it’s due to­morr–
Man­ag­er: No, no, no! Now is not the time to talk about it. To­mor­row is.
Of­fice work­er: But–
Man­ag­er: To­mor­row. Good­bye.

39 Mur­ray Street
Ho­bart, Tas­ma­nia