Archive for May, 2018

…Before Taking the Walk of Shame Into the Office This Morning

Female cubicle rat: Oh my god, last night was insane! I had a lot of fun though. Hey, do you know if I was wearing underwear last night? (pause) Shutup, I am not a slut! (manic laugh) I could have sworn I had some on before I left the house. I’m itchy. I hope I didn’t sit on something funky at the club.

Orange County, California

Plus Clowns

Coworker #1: What is Cirque du Soleil anyway?
Coworker #2: I went to the website — it looks like it’s just a bunch of Asians stretching.

Columbus, Ohio