Archive for February, 2018

Kids! How Many Things Can You Find Wrong with This Quote!

Intern #1: Sorry, I can’t go out tonight. I have to get a tattoo.
Intern #2: Oh, what are you getting?
Intern #1: This proverb: “time wasted can never be reclaimed.“
Intern #2: That’s deep.
Intern #1: Yeah, it was between that and a lollipop on my hand. But I did a Twitter poll and they voted on the proverb.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Hanly

2PM Send in Donation

Office Worker: He was like, “I spent a long time filling out these forms, so you bastards had better donate to the combined federal campaign.”

2 Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC