Archive for 2017

5PM That’s a Wrap

Ac­count­ing #1: I’m so ex­cit­ed! My boyfriend gets back to­day af­ter be­ing gone for five weeks!
Ac­count­ing #2: So what you’re telling me is that you’re gonna be late to­mor­row be­cause you’re gonna be up all night hav­ing sex.
Ac­count­ing #1: No, he’s more of a one-hit won­der. We’ll be asleep by 10.

1001 G Street NW
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Wait, is­n’t this the bak­ery?

CSR: Thank you for call­ing Large Cor­po­rate Of­fice Sup­plies. This is Andie*. How may I help you? (pause) Uh-huh. It’s a box of a dozen. (long pause) Par­don? (pause) No, ma’am. It’s a reg­u­lar dozen so just the 12 pen­cils in the box. You’re wel­come. (takes off head­set) I need Val­li­um!