Archive for 2017

Wake Us Up When This Con­ver­sa­tion Is Over.

Cube rat #1: So tell me, Bob, you’re a col­lege bas­ket­ball of­fi­cial. Which school in the Big 12 has the worst be­haved stu­dents.?
Cube rat #2: Well, you would be sur­prised. It’s Bay­lor.
Cube rat #1: Bay­lor is a Bap­tist col­lege… You would think they would be bet­ter be­haved. Cube rat #2: Well, they are just frus­trat­ed be­cause they don’t get any… (long pause) cham­pi­onships.

Greenville, Texas

Over­heard by: Mike

3PM On-the-Job Train­ing

As­sis­tant: Hey, I could­n’t fig­ure out how to put it in­to Word from Ex­cel. So here you go.

Boss: You just cut and paste it.

As­sis­tant: But you can’t do that from Ex­cel to Word, it won’t let you.

Boss: Yes, you can, just right-click and copy and paste it.

As­sis­tant: Trust me, I just spent the whole morn­ing try­ing to, it’s a locked doc­u­ment.

Boss: OK, 1947 called, and they want their tech­nol­o­gy abil­i­ty back. What’s wrong with you? Hey, who hired you again?

300 Boyl­ston Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Cam