Archive for 2017

In­ter­net: I’m So Lone­ly– No­body Ever Calls

Su­per­vi­sor on speak­er­phone: Hold on a sec, I’ve got an­oth­er call. Hel­lo, this is Mark*.
Caller: Yes, am I in the right place?
Su­per­vi­sor: I don’t know, who were you try­ing to reach?
Caller: Is this the num­ber for the in­ter­net?
Su­per­vi­sor: No, I’m sor­ry, this is a state agency.
Caller: This is­n’t the in­ter­net?
Su­per­vi­sor: Nope, sor­ry.
Caller: Oh, darn, okay bye.
Su­per­vi­sor (back to the oth­er line): Well, that was a first.

New­ing­ton, Con­necti­cut

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