Archive for 2017

Does No One Learn Any­thing from Our Web­site?

My man­ag­er on the let­ters he re­cieved on his my­ers bridd test: “that’s just my p‑ness com­ing out”

Mar­ket St, San Fran­cis­co

Red. …No, Wait. Blue!

Cus­tomer ser­vice: Thank you for call­ing us, how can I help you?
Pa­tri­ot­ic dri­ver: I have a ques­tion about my pol­i­cy.
Cus­tomer ser­vice: Al­right, I’d be hap­py to an­swer that for you. Is this a per­son­al or com­mer­cial pol­i­cy?
Pa­tri­ot­ic dri­ver: Amer­i­can.
Cus­tomer ser­vice: Ooooookay, let’s start with your pol­i­cy num­ber.

Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Col­orado: It’s Out of This World (Al­leged­ly)

Work­er #1: Oh, did­n’t I tell you I’m mov­ing to Col­orado?
Work­er #2: Re­al­ly? When?
Work­er #1: I leave next week, but I de­cid­ed I would move to Col­orado when I was six. That’s when I heard John Den­ver sing “Rocky Moun­tain High.“
Work­er #2: That’s why you’re mov­ing to Col­orado?
Work­er #1: Well, and be­cause it’s so hot here be­cause of all the glob­al warm­ing go­ing on. You know, they don’t have that in Col­orado.

Fair­field Coun­ty, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: she ac­tu­al­ly is mov­ing

5PM That’s a Wrap

File Clerk: Are there many good benifits for join­ing Men­sa? It looks like I have the op­tion, but won­der if it is worth the ef­fort.
At­tor­ney: I be­lieve one of the ad­mis­sion re­quire­ments is be­ing able to fig­ure out if it’s worth it.

1445 Ross Av­enue
Dal­las, Texas