Archive for 2017

Or at Least Fak­ing a Seizure?

Fe­male para­le­gal: I was in the bank the oth­er day and I saw this cop — oh my god, he was so gor­geous. I want­ed to hold up the bank just to get his at­ten­tion.
Male lawyer: Ever think of say­ing hel­lo?

Cafe­te­ria, Supreme Court
Nas­sau Coun­ty, New York

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry