Archive for 2017

The Eng­lish Don’t Think So

Suit #1: He’s from Eng­land, from some place called Portsmouth. I think it’s spelled P‑O-R-T-S-M-I-T‑H, but it’s pro­nounced like Ports Mouth.
Suit #2: Wait. Is it Ports Mouth, or Ports Smith?
Suit #1: I don’t know. It’s some place in Eu­rope, I think.

Kowloon, Hong Kong

Over­heard by: Em­bar­rassed Amer­i­can

5PM This Of­fice Stinks; I’m Done

Co-work­er #1: Hey, do you re­mem­ber back in school when every school had the smelly kid? You know, he had no par­tic­u­lar rea­son for smelling and no one could nev­er place it but, nonethe­less, he had a bad, stale smell to him?
Co-work­er #2: Ha, ha. Yeah, I do. Why?
Co-work­er #1: If this of­fice was a school, you’d be the smelly kid and you need to do some­thing about it.

270 Madi­son Av­enue
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Mat­ty K