Archive for 2017

I Hate This Fucking Place So Much.

Middle aged boss to flunky on last day of his internship: Hey, Chris, it'll be a shame to see you go… So tell me, is your name short for Christian or Christopher?
Flunky: My name's Craig.

Public Sector Commission

They Keep A Few Wheelchair Seats on Hold in Case Any Celebrity Cripples Show Up

Customer: You mean you don’t have any wheelchair seats left for that matinee?
Assistant manager: No ma’am. We have a lot of senior citizen groups that come to matinees and they tend to fill up our wheelchair seats.
Customer: Well, I would say put me and my husband in two regular seats, but he doesn’t have any legs!
Husband: It’s true, I don’t have any legs!
Assistant manager: Ummm, ok. Let me see what I can do for you.

Shenandoah University Theatre ticket office
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Jennifer Ellerbe