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Maybe He Has a Lead on Carmen Sandiego

Admin, screaming into phone: What do you want me to do? I can't do this now, I'm at work! (pause) Well, I can't deal with this now, I'm working! I don't know what to tell you! (pause) I don't have any damn money!! I spent all my money on that private investigator! (pause) I can't do this now, I'm at work!
Boss: Sarah, in my office now.
Admin: I have to go, my boss needs me.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Jeremy Hawn

You'll Change Your Tune When You See It Screw.

CTO: Hey, what are you doing?
Female working on office chair with power screwdriver: Trying to prove I don't need a man. So far, I'm succeeding.
CTO: Totally wrong power tool for that.

Los Angeles, California

We Heart NYC.

Radio host: Just give me hand signals–5 fingers, 5 minutes left. 4, 3, 2, 1.
New producer: Okay, but I'm using whichever finger I want for “one minute.”

Varrick St
New York City, New York