Archive for 2017

Maybe He Has a Lead on Car­men Sandiego

Ad­min, scream­ing in­to phone: What do you want me to do? I can’t do this now, I’m at work! (pause) Well, I can’t deal with this now, I’m work­ing! I don’t know what to tell you! (pause) I don’t have any damn mon­ey!! I spent all my mon­ey on that pri­vate in­ves­ti­ga­tor! (pause) I can’t do this now, I’m at work!
Boss: Sarah, in my of­fice now.
Ad­min: I have to go, my boss needs me.

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Je­re­my Hawn

We Heart NYC.

Ra­dio host: Just give me hand signals–5 fin­gers, 5 min­utes left. 4, 3, 2, 1.
New pro­duc­er: Okay, but I’m us­ing whichev­er fin­ger I want for “one minute.”

Var­rick St
New York City, New York