Archive for 2017

9AM Rise and Shine

Sales Man­ag­er: You are re­al­ly get­ting on my nerves to­day!
Gen­er­al Man­ag­er: Good, I can cross that off my list!

2700 Cor­po­rate Ex­change Dri­ve
Colum­bus, Ohio

2PM Di­ver­si­ty Ini­tia­tive

Sec­re­tary: Hey, I haven’t seen you for a while. You been on va­ca­tion?
As­so­ciate: No, I’ve been here.
Sec­re­tary: I just love run­ning in­to you. You look just like that guy from Whose Line Is It Any­way. That black guy…What’s his name?
As­so­ciate: Oh, re­al­ly? No one’s ever told me that be­fore.
Sec­re­tary: It’s ok, right? Be­cause he’s my fa­vorite.

1425 K Street NW
Wash­ing­ton DC

Over­heard by: callmea­hab

5PM That’s a Wrap

Voice on el­e­va­tor emer­gency in­ter­com: Hel­lo? Hel­lo?
Con­fused woman who just got on: Um.….yes?
Voice: Yes, I’m Karen* from Amer­i­can Ex­press. Can I please speak with Shin Chen*?
Woman: Um…No… You just reached an el­e­va­tor.
Voice: Oh! Well, thank you for us­ing Amer­i­can Ex­press. If you have any ques­tions, please call 1–800-555‑1234*. Thanks for us­ing Amer­i­can Ex­press and have a great day!

541 Willamette Street
Eu­gene, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: the oth­er pas­sen­ger