Archive for 2017

And for My Pre­sen­ta­tion, I’ll Be Per­form­ing ‘Bop Gun’

Third grad­er: Hey, for our project do we got­ta write about a black per­son?
Teacher: No, you don’t have to write about a black per­son.
Third grad­er: My mom wants me to write about George Clin­ton.
Teacher: Do you mean Bill Clin­ton?
Third grad­er: Nah, I meant Thomas Jef­fer­son.
Teacher: Oh, he’s okay.

7th Street & San­som Street
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Teacher No­ga

At the Green­peace Pros­thet­ic Whale Pe­nis Fac­to­ry

Male cowork­er #1: Well, we played with it enough, it’s not hang­ing out as much.
Male su­per­vi­sor: Yeah, if you beat on it enough, even­tu­al­ly these things go in.
(un­com­fort­able si­lence)
Male su­per­vi­sor: Do you think I could go see it?
Male cowork­er #2: Yeah, just make sure you don’t pull on it!

Rich­land, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: I think they were talk­ing about a serv­er…