Archive for 2017

10AM Client Meet­ing

Vis­it­ing sales­girl: Hi, I’m here to see Car­rie Brad­shaw.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Do you mean Car­rie Schwartz?
Vis­it­ing sales­girl: No, I’m pret­ty sure her name was Car­rie Brad­shaw.
Re­cep­tion­ist: We don’t have a Car­rie Brad­shaw. Car­rie Brad­shaw is from Sex and the City.

245 5th Av­enue
New York, New York

Is That Bet­ter or Worse Than Her Step­daugh­ter Be­ing Preg­nant and Mov­ing Out to Live with the Son?

Cowork­er #1: Well, I got some good news and some bad news last night.
Cowork­er #2: Let me guess… your step­daugh­ter’s mov­ing out, but she’s preg­nant.
Cowork­er #1: Oh my God, you’re so close! My step­daugh­ter’s mov­ing out and my eigh­teen-year-old son’s girl­friend is preg­nant.
Cowork­er #2: Wow, what luck.

1649 Pan­dosy
Kelow­na, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­da

Over­heard by: melis­sa