Archive for 2017

If You Can’t Han­dle Hu­mil­i­a­tion, Don’t Drink With the Kids

Guy in cu­bi­cle: Those kids put me on cy­ber­space. I was at this par­ty do­ing shots with the kids un­til three in the morn­ing. They took my pic­ture and put it up on the in­ter­net. Now there’s some Japan­ese peo­ple laugh­ing at me. Why the hell would I join a so­cial net­work­ing site? I don’t need that. I hate peo­ple.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Hell, Make That Dimes!

Ac­counts man­ag­er (shout­ing): This is our biggest sales event of the year! This is go­ing to be big­ger than ever! Big! Big! Big!
Ac­counts clerk: Does that mean I should get an ex­tra roll of nick­els at the bank?

Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing