Archive for 2017

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er #1: You should say this word [un­in­tel­li­gi­ble] next time you have a cur­ry.
Co-work­er #2: What does it mean?
Co-work­er #1: Just say it, then get ready to run.
Co-work­er #2: What lan­guage is it?
Co-work­er #1: You know what they all speak. Mus­lim.

Shell Oil
Rig T/O S711
North Sea

…Un­less He Knocks Me Up, Too.

Cowork­er #1: He thinks he’s slick, try­ing to be sneaky all the time.
Cowork­er #2: Girl, for­get him! It’s time to do you!
Cowork­er #1: I will! My time will come!
Cowork­er #2: I hear that!
Cowork­er #1: First we got­ta find out if her ba­by is re­al­ly his, then I’m through with him…

The Bronx, New York