Archive for 2017

3PM Cov­er­ing All the Bases

Em­ploy­ee: We just need the style guide to spell out every­thing, in com­plete de­tail. It’s main­ly for like, le­gal rea­sons; to cov­er our bases.
In­tern trainee: Oh. So I guess it’s like how blow-dry­er la­bels say “do not put in mouth while in use.” Not like it’s a press­ing is­sue, but there’s al­ways that one re­tard that’s gonna fuck shit up.
Em­ploy­ee: Uh…sure.
In­tern: OK, cool. As long as I’m get­ting this.

777 San Marin Dri­ve
No­va­to, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Max Gue­vara

Just Go Reread That Last Line

Co-work­er #1: Af­ter work I need to go to…to…that place where you take your mail to?
Co-work­er #2: The post of­fice?
Co-work­er #1: No…The ups store.
Co-work­er #2: You mean the UPS store.
Co-work­er #1: I think so.

1225 State Street
Erie, Penn­syl­va­nia