Archive for 2017

Ja­son Learns of Places Even Worse Than In­di­anapo­lis

Bus­boy: I’m join­ing the na­tion­al guard next week. You get lots of tu­ition for on­ly one week­end a month and two weeks a year.
Man­ag­er: Yeah, right. Pick me up a key chain from Bagh­dad, would you?

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

When 80s Nos­tal­gia Goes Hor­ri­bly Awry

Cowork­er: Is that a copy of Ted Nu­gen­t’s new book?
Boss: It is. He and his wife wrote it. Grill It and Kill It.
Cowork­er: Is that him on the cov­er? With his wife?
Boss: Yeah. She’s hot, is­n’t she?
Cowork­er: She re­al­ly is. Way to go, Nuge.
Boss: He must have start­ed see­ing her when he was in Damn Yan­kees. What was their song?
Cowork­er: “Can you take me high enough…”
Boss: Yeah. Those re­al­ly were the days.

249 West 17th Street
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Will Leitch