Archive for 2017

…By Ab­duct­ing Them at Knife­point.

Em­ploy­ee: She owed $1,000 for her elec­tric bill and some­how paid it. I asked her how she pulled it off, and all she would say is “we have our ways.” I as­sume it was some­thing il­le­gal.
Su­per­vi­sor: Well… How il­le­gal are we talk­ing here? If it’s a felony, nev­er mind; but if it’s just mis­de­meanor stuff, maybe we can get oth­er peo­ple on the wag­on.

Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Should prob­a­bly leave le­gal ad­vice to the ex­perts…