Archive for 2017

… Im­po­tence, In­con­ti­nence, Flat­u­lence, Pri­apism…

Train­ing in­struc­tor: You should not up­grade the soft­ware right when a patch comes out. Some­times it may have bugs.
Stu­dent: So, it’s like when you take a drug, some­times it can have side ef­fects like—
Train­ing in­struc­tor: Yeah, but let’s keep the dis­cus­sion fo­cused on soft­ware.
Stu­dent: —Throw­ing up, vom­it­ing…
Train­ing in­struc­tor: Uh, yeah.

Madi­son, Al­aba­ma

1PM Nap­time

Sales as­sis­tant: What are you do­ing?
QC guy: Tak­ing a nap.
Sales as­sis­tant: You are pre­car­i­ous­ly close to your CPU.
QC guy: What? What is that, a part of my body?
Sales as­sis­tant: Right. Don’t call me when you break that com­put­er again.

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