Archive for 2017

You Can Laugh– Just Pre­tend You’re Cough­ing

Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: So you’re telling me you don’t un­der­stand?
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #2: Of course I don’t get it, I’m legal­ly blonde at heart, and Pol­ish to boot!
Male em­ploy­ee: I don’t know if I’m al­lowed to laugh at that… Be­cause its ac­tu­al­ly kin­da racist.

Den­ver, Col­orado


Fe­male cowork­er: I would nev­er leave you such a mes­sage, nor tell you to suck any­thing.

Raleigh, North Car­oli­na